“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“The stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking didn't make her skinny, it made her cry.”

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“F***, some people are so determined to be good that it makes me want to puke.”Bruno Hanson in In The Shadow of Sadd.”

“There is no art without intoxication. But I mean a mad intoxication! Let reason teeter! Delirium! The highest degree of delirium! Plunged in burning dementia! Art is the most enrapturing orgy within man's reach.. Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn't bore.”

“It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them life is safe, but not worth bothering with.”