“The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.”
“A banjo will get you through times of no money, but money won't get you through times of no banjo”
“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”
“This banjo surrounds hate and forces it to surrender.”
“Tell me this, pal, why isn't everybody sitting on a fence in the moonlight playing a banjo? That's all I want to know.”
“You get to tour some of the historic homes and listen to ghost stories.""This is what people do in small towns?""We could either do that or go sit on my porch, chew some tobacco, and play banjos.”