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“In the chalky trough under the blackboardare lessons dusted and already forgotten.The teacher is squawking away once more,scratching into the dark Welsh tabula rasathe truths so far about God and arithmeticwith the expungible white of fossil shells.”

“Ramoth's huge golden wedge-shaped head swiveled around as the sleepy dragon instinctively sought her Wyermate.”

“I am tired, so very tired of thinking about Lacey Yeager, yet I worry that unless I write her story down, and see it bound and tidy on my bookshelf, I will be unable to ever write about anything else.”

“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up!”

“I have spent most of my life (like most people) avoiding transcendence at all costs, mainly because the shit hurts.”

“Scholars, theologians, and even poets have yet to be able to truly describe and touch upon the beauty, romance, and magic of a relationship built on 100% authenticity”