“Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.”
“I used to murder people for money, but these days it’s more of a survival technique.”
“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”
“The earlier, the more fun. Why put it off? It’s the atomic age!”