“Somebody get me a cheeseburger!”

“I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my loving on the run”

“Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.”

“If the ties that bind ever do come looseIf forever ever ends for youIf that ring gets a little too tightYou might as well read me my last rights.”

“They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.”

“Book of Ecclesiastes, God is saying...Write a good story, take somebody with you and let me help”

“Would you walk to the edge of the oceanJust to fill my jar with sandJust in case I get the notionTo let it run through my hand”