“Relax. They're not going to kill us. They're going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing.”
“They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly.No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried.Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian asked.They're shooting at everyone," Clevinger answered. "They're trying to kill everyone."And what difference does that make?”
“You don't know whether chimps are going to kill you or kiss you. They're very open on some levels and much more evil in a certain way.”
“The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.”
“You lying lunatic bastard. They're going to kill you.""I love you too," he murmured. "Go find Seph.”
“That's what people do. Kill the things they're afraid of.”