“You can't get a personal computer to work without Windows (this is under the assumption you can actually get Windows to work).”
“Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.”
“You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?"Sure all I get on it anymore are political calls, and people doing polls. Maybe it's difficult for people that work at pharmacy drive up windows to get phones.”
“Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window”
“Who would have thought working for an angry jackass would result in my getting fucked up against a cold window at work and liking it?”
“Computers are great because when you're working with them you get immediate results that let you know if your program works. It's feedback you don't get from many other things.”