“I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.”
“It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.”
“Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”
“In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.”
“New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.”
“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”