“New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.”
“Human relations is the study of mankind, with the purpose of revealing and removing the basic causes of conflicts among men.”
“The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.”
“I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.”
“A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.”
“It was youWho opened meLooked into my soulTo study meYou revealed youTo uncover me.”