“In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.”
“New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.”
“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
“What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!”
“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.”
“Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”