“In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.”
“New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.”
“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.”
“Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”
“It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.”