“What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!”
“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.”
“Karl Marx was right, socialism works, it is just that he had the wrong species”
“How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.”
“Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses."Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.”
“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”