“Human beings always want explanations. They have to know everything about everything and they have to know it immediately.”

“You must understand the pain and grief of losing someone is nothing more than a function of survival.”

“The only reason death is a bad thing is because it is bad for the living.”

“I was convinced (still I am, in fact) that there's no such thing as a novel, astonishing or not, without a penis.”

“Immortality teases and frustrates man's imagination.”

“When we die we mourn the loss of such a magnificent sensation that is orgasm.”

“Arrogance and stupidity is a deadly combination.”