“When we die we mourn the loss of such a magnificent sensation that is orgasm.”
“When you die you become a star. It's as simple and as complicated as that.”
“You must understand the pain and grief of losing someone is nothing more than a function of survival.”
“The only reason death is a bad thing is because it is bad for the living.”
“I was convinced (still I am, in fact) that there's no such thing as a novel, astonishing or not, without a penis.”
“Immortality teases and frustrates man's imagination.”
“Arrogance and stupidity is a deadly combination.”