“After all, your chances of winning a lottery and of affecting an election are pretty similar. From a financial perspective, playing the lottery is a bad investment. But it's fun and relatively cheap: for the price of a ticket, you buy the right to fantasize how you'd spend the winnings - much as you get to fantasize that your vote will have some impact on policy.”
“I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.”
“I'll admit that the idea of being adored for nothing but my face and my body has had an occasional appeal, in the way winning the lottery does. The difference is that I have a much better chance of winning the lottery.”
“If your retirement plan is to win the lottery, you will have to work forever as a greeter at the local shopping center and eat cat food for supper.”
“Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.”
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”