“Beware the ridiculous. It will one day rule you.”
“Rule of thumb: if you think something is clever and sophisticated beware-it is probably self-indulgence.”
“There's one rule of thumb that suggests that you need one day of recovery for every mile run in a race. Another rule of thumb...suggests one day...for every kilometer run in anger.”
“The four cautions: Beware a woman in front of you, beware a horse behind of you, beware a cart beside of you, and beware a priest every which way.”
“One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!”
“Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.”