“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.”
“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
“Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel...”
“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”
“You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.”
“Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”