“The first rule in making money is not to lose it.”

“Thou shalt not forget that money is only money and not character or fame.”

“Thy shalt not worship thy investment advisor, for if she were so smart she would be retired by now.”

“If at first you don't succeed, CHANGE THE RULES”

“How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?”

“When we stand before Christ and He evaluates our ministries, He will not be asking us how many people sat in the pews, watched our TV programs, gave in our telethons or filled out response cards. He is not going to evaluate us based on how many people fell under the power of God or how many healings we counted in each service. He will ask how many faithful disciples we made. I pray we make this our priority.”

“I'd go off alone,because you can't trust those who want to break the rules and you certainly can't trust those who make the rules so you do the only thing possible,you avoid the rules.”