“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”

“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.”

“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”

“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?”

“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.”

“I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.”

“The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”