“Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.”
“I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefurious!”
“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”
“I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.”
“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”