“Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”

“I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”

“When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.”