“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.”

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”

“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

“I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.”

“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”