“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”
“I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefurious!”
“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”
“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”