“Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.”
“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
“Who here wants to be a writer?' I asked. Everyone in the room raised his hand. 'Why the hell aren't you home writing?' I said, and left the stage.”
“Everyone who believes in the devil is the devil.”
“My mother belonged to that group of low IQ individuals who find everything alarming and believe that raising your voice is the most effective form of communication.”