“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”

“You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.”

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

“How do you get off a non-stop flight?”