“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”
“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”
“Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.”
“How can there be self-help groups?”
“Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”