“I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property. ”

“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”

“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?”