“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”

“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”

“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

“I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.”

“I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property. ”