“I can levitate birds. No one cares.”

“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”

“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.”

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

“I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”

“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”

“I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.”