“I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.”

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”

“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'”

“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”

“I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.”