“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. ”

“I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.”

“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”

“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'”

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”