“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

Steven Wright

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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. ”

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“I took delight in hurling books across the room if I knew I would not be reading the second chapter. Then I’d go and pick them up again, because they are books, after all, and we are not savages.”

Neil Gaiman
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“I really loved this book. I did for a school book report last year and I really got into it I just couldnt take my eyes of! You really absolutley need to read this book!”

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“I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.”

Upton Sinclair
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