“I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.”
“I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.”
“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”
“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?”
“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.”