“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.”

“It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”

“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”

“The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.”