“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.”
“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”
“When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.”
“They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the first 24 minutes... of the second day that I met her.”
“Peace can happen in 24 hours....just like war can happen in 24 hours.”
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”