“I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.”

“I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.”

“i busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”

“I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.”

“If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?”