“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window. Will the cat land on its feet or will Murphy's law apply?”

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”

“Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?”

“I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property. ”

“It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”