“What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?”
“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?”
“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”
“How do you get off a non-stop flight?”
“How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”