“I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.”

“So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over...”

“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”

“My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”

“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”

“You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.”