“Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.”

“What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

“How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?”

“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”

“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”