“Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.”
“Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.”
“Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green”
“always remember your unique, just like everone else”
“is it good if a vacume really sucks?”
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”