“Is it possible to be totally partial?”

“Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green”

“always remember your unique, just like everone else”

“is it good if a vacume really sucks?”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?”