“I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.”
“You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.”
“How young can you die of old age?”
“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.”
“I can levitate birds. No one cares.”
“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”