“It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.”

“Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”