“Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
“Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green”
“always remember your unique, just like everone else”
“is it good if a vacume really sucks?”
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”