“Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.”
“Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”
“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.”