“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”

“Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”

“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.”

“Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”

“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”

“The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”