“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”

“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?”

“You can't have everything ... where would you put it?”

“You cant have everything. Where would you put it?”

“Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.”

“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”