“I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.”
“I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering.”
“It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
“I had amnesia once or twice.”
“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”