“Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.”

“When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.”

“Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green”

“always remember your unique, just like everone else”

“is it good if a vacume really sucks?”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”