“Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.”

“I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering.”

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.”

“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”

“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”

“I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.”