“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.”

“It's true that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”

“When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.”