“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.”

“Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and lay in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.”

“I saw your name in lights last night.It's the middle of the night,and I can't sleep,thinking all my trumpeting thoughts,and I get out of bed,open the curtains,and look into the night full of stars,and you know what I saw?Your name.Like the stars joined up and spelled the word for me.Like a sign.”

“I think sometimes she lies in bed at night and plots ways to make my life suck.There can be no other explanation.”

“What’s wrong is that every morning and every night, I lie in bed wondering why you’re not beside me.”